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BURGERS
All of our handcrafted burgers start with fresh, ground beef, griddle spanked to perfection and our signature, buttery-grilled craft beer bun, served with crispy fries or a side salad. All burgers are cooked to well-done per Health Department standards. Double the meat on a hamburger for $2.00 Substitute with a GLUTEN FREE bun for $2.00 Add extra bacon for $1.50 Add extra cheese for $0.50
Our signature burger topped with tangy house sauce, crisp iceberg, a juicy slice of tomato, and a slice of red onion10.49 USD
Our signature Spanky Burger with cheese added!10.99 USD
Two patties, two pieces of cheese, with some lettuce, tomato, and cheese, slathered with our tangy house sauce11.99 USD
Starts with tangy house sauce, smoky bacon, then of course we add cheese, crisp iceberg lettuce, a juicy slice of tomato, and a slice of red onion11.99 USD
Two patties, two pieces of cheese, and a lot of bacon!
We put on some lettuce, tomato, red onion, and tangy house sauce.13.49 USD
Topped with our tangy-sweet BBQ sauce, swiss-american cheese, crisp iceberg, a slice of red onion, and finished off with a stack of crunchy onion crisps12.49 USD
YUM! A dab of creamy peanut butter, smoky bacon, cheese, crisp iceberg, a slice of red onion, tomato, pickles, and finished off with some tangy house sauce. You've gotta try this one to believe it!12.49 USD
Can you handle it! Fresh tomato salsa, jalapenos, crisp iceberg, pepper jack cheese, and our own spicy avocado aioli. Fire extinguishers by the front door!12.49 USD
We top this burger with smoky bacon strips, real bleu cheese crumbles, crisp iceberg, a fat slice of tomato, a slice of red onion, and if that's not enough, a creamy bleu cheese dressing12.49 USD
Spicy queso sauce tops this burger, along with fresh, house made salsa and avocado aioli, with some crispy fried jalapeno crisps12.49 USD
Grilled onions, crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce, and a tangy-sweet BBQ sauce, on grilled sourdough!12.49 USD
Grilled shrooms, swiss american cheese, house sauce, crunchy lettuce, juicy tomato, and red onion on perfectly grilled sourdough burger12.49 USD
NOW WITH CRISPY BACON, melted Swiss American Cheese, grilled pineapple, red onion, tomato, and our house made pineapple teriyaki mayo. Contains: Sesame Seeds12.49 USD
Crispy bacon, two fried onion rings, cheddar cheese, a roasted green chili, lettuce, tomato, and topped with smoky chipotle mayo.12.99 USD
Our house made Jalapeno cream cheese with crunchy fried jalapeno coins, a juicy tomato slice, lettuce, and cheddar cheese12.49 USD
House seasoned and marinated BBQ pulled pork loaded with crispy bacon on top of a hamburger patty WITH grilled onions, pickles, and BBQ sauce13.99 USD
Chicken Burgers
Upgrade to a Fried Chicken Patty for a $1.00 more.
Grilled chicken breast with iceberg lettuce, tomato, red onion and creamy mayo.
Substitute a Fried Chicken Patty for $1.00 more.11.49 USD
Grilled chicken breast with swiss-american cheese on strips of crisp bacon, add some creamy ranch dressing, with some lettuce, tomato, and red onion.
Substitute a Fried Chicken Patty for $1.00 more.12.49 USD
Grilled chicken breast topped with our creamy, house made buffalo bleu cheese sauce, with lettuce, tomato, and red onion.
Substitute a Fried Chicken Patty for $1.00 more.11.99 USD
Other Burgers
A juicy turkey patty topped with tangy house sauce, crisp iceberg, tomato, and red onion 11.49 USD
This grilled patty is packed with veggies (carrots, peas, broccoli, and spinach) and grains, iceberg lettuce, tomato, red onions, and our creamy avocado aioli...the ultimate vegan experience!9.99 USD
This lean-mean, fresh cut piece of salmon is topped with fresh vinegar slaw, tarter sauce, and pickles!13.99 USD
Tender pulled pork simmered in our special BBQ sauce, finished with pickles, and then extra BBQ sauce10.99 USD
SIDES
Just a distraction from the spank!
Skin on and cooked to a crispy golden brown5.99 USD
These twisted steak cut fries melt in your belly!6.99 USD
Breaded. Crispy.
Ready to Dip!6.99 USD
White meat chicken, battered and rolled in potato chips, deep fried to a golden brown9.99 USD
Your classic bone-in drummies, crisp fried, and covered in your choice of sauce (unless you like them naked!)
BBQ, Buffalo Hot, Ghost Chili, Sweet Asian Chili, or Honey Garlic9.99 USD
Hot n'crispy sidewinder potatoes with melted cheddar cheese, crispy bacon bits, diced tomato, spicy jalapenos, diced red onion, black olives, and finished off with a dollop of sour cream9.99 USD
Hot, crispy sidewinder potatoes with melted cheddar cheese, BBQ house marinated pulled pork, diced red onions, spicy jalapenos, and finished with a dollop of sour cream10.99 USD
Crunchy vegetarian fed halal chicken tenderloins breaded in rice and corn flour.10.99 USD
SALADS
For the ones that don't want a spank.... Dressings- Ranch, Bleu Cheese, 100 isle, Balsamic Vinagrette, Caesar
Crispy chopped iceberg, cheddar cheese, fresh diced tomato, and black olives, with fried onion crisps on top. Your choice of dressing6.99 USD
A fresh grilled chicken breast with smoky bacon, real bleu cheese crumbles, diced tomato, and mushrooms. Your choice of dressing8.99 USD
Hail! Crisp iceberg, shredded parm, seasoned croutons, and our creamy caesar dressing.6.99 USD
Naughty! A bed of iceberg lettuce, with fresh tomato, red onion, and cheddar cheese, topped with a hot griddle-spanked burger patty and our tangy house sauce8.99 USD
A fresh grilled chicken breast with red and green cabbage atop crisp romaine lettuce, carrot slivers, pineapple, fried onion crisps, then served with sesame dressing8.99 USD
KIDS MENU
Comes with a kid-sized fry and a choice of juice or milk.
Kid sized burger with pickles6.99 USD
Kid sized burger with American cheese and pickles!7.49 USD
6 kid-sized corn dogs, perfect for dipping6.49 USD
4 strips made with white meat chicken and cooked to a golden brown. These are gluten free!7.99 USD
SHAKES AND MALTS
DUE TO EQUIPMENT ISSUES, WE ARE CURRENTLY UNABLE TO SERVE ANY ICE CREAM OR MILKSHAKES.
Chocolate, Vanilla, Caramel, Butterscotch, Toffee, White Chocolate, Cheesecake, Marshmallow, Banana, Coffee3.99 USD
Chocolate, Vanilla, Caramel, Butterscotch, Toffee, White Chocolate, Cheesecake, Marshmallow, Banana, Coffee4.49 USD
Strawberry, Blueberry, Raspberry, or Banana4.99 USD
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